balloondrop:

Another Draco Malfoy AVPM appreciation post.. c: 


j-o-h-n-locked:

THE TRUTH COMES OUT

OH GOOD GOD


sosay-weall:

conorobersts:

a few of my favorite things || cheese

#me + cheese = otp #otp: you complete me #otp: just put it on everything

Cheeeeeeeeeeeese. There is totally cheese in my fridge. Sharp cheddar. OM NOM NOM.


captaindonscap:

50 Favourite People

→Mark Gatiss



regardez-vous le bear polar: Happy 0th of Marchuary (or Farch whichever you prefer)

taweesha:

“I can’t…” February sighs, turning its head away.

“Can’t what?” March asks.

“I can’t believe that it’s almost over. That I’m going to have to wait another four years before we’ll be able to be this close again.”

“Hey, don’t cry,” March whispers, taking February’s face into its…



thatbluebox:

 #so Matthew and Mary are like DISTANT DISTANT COUSINS right but they still get together every Christmas because of their big-ass family #family politics and shit because the Crawley empire is like this big huge fucking deal and basically family gatherings are extended share… #shareholder meetings #and then ever since they were young they’ve been chucked to one side because they’re the KIDS #and they’re basically the bestest of friends and being the oldest also the elitist snobs like #SYBIL YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US YOU’RE NOT OLD ENOUGH etc etc #and then they grow up and they’re still BEST FRIENDS but also business rivals b/c Mary wants control of the Crawley empire #and so does Matthew #and this is like at the Crawley’s 35th annual family gathering and shit #and Mary’s talking to Matthew about how Cora is trying to marry her to some rich young stud #to build up their assets #and she’s like I DON’T FUCKING WANT TO I CAN DO THIS SHIT ON MY OWN #and Matthew’s just staring at her like YEAH RIGHT YEAH RIGHT BITCH NOT LIKE YOU DON’T THINK HE’S HOT #also there’s a subplot where his mom tries to get him to seduce Mary out of inheriting the biz? #and it’s not wrong because they’re 4th cousins! #and then it ends in some Princess Diaries 2 shit where they end up together and have Crawley babies #and the media has a field day where they print out all sorts of INCEST! articles #sigh 



  • Friend: Who's your favourite Avenger?
  • Me: Loki.
  • Friend: But he's the bad g-
  • Me: HE'S JUST SO MISUNDERSTOOD AND GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY IS EVERYBODY SO MEAN TO HIM MY POOR BABY

First electricity now telephones. Sometimes I feel as if I were living in an H.G. Wells novel.


  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.


consultingmoriarty:

BUT WHY THE SQUARE HEAD?


sherlockspeare:

Because a friend of mine thinks that Mycroft’s hand action in this part is sexy as hell. Mycroft doesn’t even need to say anything, he just wriggles his fingers and John understands.


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